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SONGS (vol. 1)

by Mark & Robert

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1.
Do a Dance! 02:16
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My name is Mark And I'm here to say My name is Mark And I'm here to say I'm gonna do a dance And everybody can join in! I'm gonna do a dance That everybody loves to do! [Chorus] I'm gonna do a dance That everybody loves to do! I'm gonna do a dance And you can do it, too! We all love to party! We all love to dance! We all love to do the dance! We all love to do it! We all love to party! We all love to dance! We all love to party! So let's put our hands In the air! In the air! Let's put our hands Up in the air! Put em up Keep em' up Keep em' right up In the air! Put em up Keep em' up Keep em' right up In the air! Keep em' up Keep em' up Keep em' up WOO! Keep em' up there!
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:( 02:28
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[Verse] Baby, baby You tret me wrong Baby, baby I had to write this song Baby, baby You know I am so sad And when you left me (Unknown lyric) [Chorus] Baby Why'd you leave me sad and blue? Baby, baby I miss you, you know it's true Baby, baby You treated me like a fool [Verse 2] I'm so sad and lonely Ever since you left me I've felt so lonely I tried and tried To get over you But now that you've left me I feel so blue Oh, baby, baby You treated me like a fool And baby, baby You know I am so blue And baby, baby Almost drove me out of town And baby, baby You've left me with a frown WOO!
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Jeans (Part One) 01:45
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I can't wait to get my jeans Going to buy today I'm going to the mall I hope nothing goes wrong Can't wait to buy the jeans You know I love me some jeans I love to buy them Especially when nothing goes wrong I love to buy jeans I love to buy jeans I love to buy jeans I love to buy jeans Nothing goes wrong If it will I'll be mad I'll be so mad but it won't Cause today's perfect jean day I love my jeans Almost there to the mall Gonna wrap the song About how much I love the jeans and I hope nothing goes wrong when I try to buy the jeans!
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Sandy Shores 02:47
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[Verse 1] Take me down to the beach shore! Take me down to the place I want more! Take me down to the place I call home! Take me down to the place I wanna roam! Take me down to the *Sandy Shores!* Take me down to the place I want more! Take me down to the ocean, blue! Take me to the beach I wanna go with you! (Hit it!) [Chorus 1] Ocean, blue Sandy hues Ocean, blue Sandy hues [Verse 2] Take me down to that beach shore! Take me down to the place I want more! Take me down to the sunset sands! Take me down where we can hold hands! Take me down to the beach shore! Take me down to the place I want more! Take me down to the ocean, blue! Take me down cause wanna go with you! (Hit it!) [Chorus 2] Sandy Shores! Sandy Shores! I want those Sandy Shores! I want those Sandy Shores! [Verse 3] Take me down to the sunset hues! Take me down to the ocean, blue! Take me down to those sunset hues! Take me down to the ocean, blue! Take me down to the ocean, blue! Take me down to those sunset hues! The ocean, blue! [Bridge] Take me down to the ocean blues! Take me down to those sunset hues! Take me down to the ocean, blue! Take me down to the sunset hues! (Hit it!) [Chorus 3] Take me down to the sandy shores! Take me down cause you know I want more! Take me down to the ocean, blue! Take me down cause I wanna sit with you! Take me down to the ocean, blue! Take me down to the sunset hues! Take me down to the Sandy Shores! Take me down cause you know I want more!
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Dookie 01:35
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[Verse] I pooped my pants! Got a log on the floor! It was nasty But you know I want more! I pooped my drawers I pooped my dang drawers! I pooped my drawers I pooped my drawers call it [Chorus] Dookie, Dookie! Got that Dookie, Dookie! Dookie, Dookie! (Backup: DOOKIE DOOKIE) (Backup: DOOKIE, DOOKIE DOOKIE, DOOKIE DOOKIE, DOOKIE DOOKIE, DOOKIE) Mark: Thank You! Robert: This is our brand new song it's called Dookie Dookie!
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Jeans (Part Two) 01:55
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I went to the mall Those jeans, gotta have 'em all I went to the jean store Do you have any more? You better give me some jeans, I said! If you're not, your gonna be dead! Give me jeans, you know I want more! This is the worst jean store! Jeans, Jeans, Jeans, Jeans Jeans, Jeans, Jeans, Jeans Jeans, Jeans, Jeans, Jeans Gimme my jeans! (Backup: Jeans, Jeans, Jeans, Jeans Jeans, Jeans, Jeans, Jeans Jeans, Jeans, Jeans, Jeans [ Mark: Gimme my jeans!] Jeans, Jeans, Jeans, Jeans Jeans, Jeans, Jeans, Jeans Jeans, Jeans, Jeans, Jeans Jeans, Jeans, Jeans, Jeans Jeans!) Gimme my jeans! I want my d--n it jeans! *Wheres my jeans?!* *Where they hiding the jeans?!* *I found the hiding spot!* *But there were no jeans!* *GIMME MY D--N JEANS!* *I ALREADY PAID FOR 'EM!* *I PAID FOR THE JEANS!* *I WANT THE D--N IT JEANS!* *GIMME THE D--N JEANS!* *LOOK I- I JUST WANT THE JEANS!*
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Cat 02:02
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I was walkin' down the street Somethin' stepped upon my feet It was a stray cat Maybe it's not a stray It had a collar But I took it anyway Cause this is my cat now Don't try to take my cat! It's my cat! If you try to take my cat I'll break your f---ing kneecaps! It's my d--n it cat! (Speaking) I don't- look- I don't care who's- maybe it... it belongs to someone, but I don't- you know what? I don't really care, okay, cause it's m- cause it's my cat and I hon- quite frankly, I don't believe that anyone owns this animal! This is a... spirit of the wild and It's mine! And I don't own it, but it's mine! I'm entitled to it, this is mine, I found it on the street, If anyone want to try to go through *me*, they can just- they can try to go through- listen to this! (Patting chest) I'm rock solid! *I'm made of steel!* I'm basically iron man in cat- in person form! So don't try to take it from me! A1, a2 a1 2 3 4! (Speaking) God- ahhh I hate it when people try to take my cat! (Throwing drumsticks)... *SON OF A BIT*-
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Outro 01:24
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released March 24, 2014

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Mark & Robert Chapel Hill, North Carolina

A dumb band made by The Spoof Man Group 4 dumb songs <3

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